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 mark88
Lord of the Threads
Joined: Feb 2006
| 2006-05-03 15:58
pumasok lang sa isip ko magstart ng ganitong thread habang nagbabasa ng column ni nestor torre ng pdi. mahilig siya sa ganito e. eto lagi inaabangan ko sa column niya, tawa kasi ko ng tawa 
eto ata yung pinakabago, sabi ni yasmien kurdi nung speech niya sa box-office entertainment awards, "Thank you to all those who BUYED my album." Naman.
Sayang yung "Stop Me" segment sa The Buzz, wala na.
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dagdag ko na 'to. galing sa column ni parewng nestor.
HOST: What was the secret power that made your group win in the competition?
Guest: You just have to have the courage to give everything despite the strong kalaban! (Sting like a bee, rage like a cow—that’s the new sports mantra!)
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Host: In only a few minutes, we will find out the winner of our singing contest. We will find out kung sino ang maling magniningning! (Ay, mali!)
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Host: When will the new condominium building be completed?
Guest: Actually, it’s now ready for occupation! (Uh, can we make that ready for occupancy?)
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Host: What’s happening now with the court case?
Guest: Still the same, hearing mga arguments ng depensa at prostitution. (Ang sakit mo namang magsalita…)
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Host: We’re so happy to finally get you on the show. Can you greet our viewers, your fans?
Guest: Hi there to all of us! (No comment.)
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Host: Your former boyfriend has been sending out hints that he still loves you. Do you think there’s a chance for reconciliation?
Guest: Well, it’s all out to him! (Isa ka pa.)
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Host: Do you think there’s any hope for the Philippines?
Guest: We have to be optimistic, but we also have to face the fact that the country is in grieve danger. (Boo-hoo.)
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Host: So, what changes do we need to make?
Guest: Well, first of all, chatter change! (That’s easy—we just love to chatter!)
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Host: What more do you need to get your group’s petition approved?
Guest: We thought we were complete, but now they tell us we need more supporting peppers. (As Paris Hilton would say, that’s hot, that’s really hot!)
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Host: Why haven’t you gotten married yet?
Guest: Don’t worry, it will come—as they say, like a trip in the night! (No, that isn’t what they say…)
[This message was edited by mark88 on 2006-05-03 16:27]
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 kikokix
Forum Resident
Joined: Aug 2005
| 2006-05-03 16:38
IPAGPALAGAY NATING NA-TELEVISE ITU. hehehe 
The Best Answers Pageant Questions
Host : Saan ang dream vacation mo?
Girl Contestant : Amangpulo.
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Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?
Male Contestant : Uhmm...taptoy.
Host : What taptoy?
Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird.
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Host : What's your ideal age for marriage?
Girl : Uhm, uhm, I am not sure....
Host : Hindi, kunwari ikaw, more or less.
Girl : Uhmm... more. (Crowd booing... ) Sige, Sige. Less, less....
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Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant : Bocaue.
Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Girl : Because it's a magnificent place.
Host : Which part of Bocaue?
Girl : The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (Banawe Kaya Yon!!)
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The contestant, presenting herself, talks into the mic and says, "Hi! I'm Cristine Reyes from Bagiuo...," and then she turns around, walks a little, goes back then yells at the top of her lungs! Then shouts, "CITYYYYYYYY!!!!"
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(From Little Miss Philippines)
Host : Anong gusto mo pag-laki mo?
Girl : Maging lalaki po!
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Host : Who's your favorite author?
Contestant : Danielle Steele
Host : Why Danielle Steele?
Contestant : Because, because...Danielle Steele, I like best.
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Host : How would you like me to address you?
Contestant : My address is Project 8, Quezon City.
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Host : What is your best feature?
Contestant : My graduation feature.
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Host : So tell us, why did join this contest?
Contestant : Me, join this contest, why did I. Thank you!
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Host : What do you want to be after you graduate?
Contestant : I want to be a successful Medicine.
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Host : Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube. Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?
Contestant : BRA!
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Host : What is you favorite motto?
Contestant : If others can't why, why can't I!
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Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant : Please come back.
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(From gay beauty contest)
Host : What is the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you?
Gay contestant : (Stops, thinks and then smiles.) EGGPLANT PO!
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Host : What is your typical day?
Contestant : I think Saturday po!
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(From gay contest)
Host : Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant : I think and believe na bilang isang bading......ano nga po ulit yung question?
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Host : Which part of your body is your best asset?
Contestant : (Believe it or not she answered) Si Melanie Marquez po!
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Host : What is your favorite motto?
Contestant : (After a long pause) I don't have a motto eh. (So the crowd starts helping her out. The crowd starts saying "Time is gold! Time is gold!")
Contestant : I have na po. Chinese gold!
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Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"
Contestant : That's a very good question. Keep it up. (Then the girl turns and walks away.)
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Host : So, you're vegetarian, what is your favorite vegetable?
Contestant : I like potatoes, tomatoes, beans and what's that? KALABASH?
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Host : What is your motto?
Contestant : Actor! (Everyone starts laughing.) Aay, actress pala.
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Host : Who is your favorite fictional character?
Girl : JOSE RIZAL! (Crowd starts laughing.)
Host : Who is your favorite hero then?
Girl : Hulk Hogan.
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Host : If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?
Girl Contestant : Uhmm... a bumble bee!
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Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant : My edge.... 23 years old.
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Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl : Between 24 and 25!
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Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl : I'll be 28.
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Host : Describe your love one in three words.
Girl : Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.
Host : OK, sige!
Girl : In one word, MY LIFE!
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Host : If you were given any special power, what would it be?
Girl : Power of Attorney!
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Host : So you like reading, who's your favorite author?
Girl : Uhmm, Shakespeare.
Host : What works of Shakespeare?
Girl : Hindi ko po alam eh.
Host : But he's your favorite.
Girl : Eh kasi patay na sya eh.
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Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl : Drugs.
Host : Why?
Girl : Mahal eh!
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Host : What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant : I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye!
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Host : What makes you blush?
Girl : Blush on!
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Host : Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant : Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk?
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Forever Found?
Narrehan ka ba?
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 jabong
Forum Resident
Joined: Feb 2006
| 2006-05-03 18:13
nakakainis ka dude, pinatawa mo ko. im supposed to be having a typical day
may naalala ko:
sa gknb (kris was getting to know the 4 contestants na umabot sa pyramid round)
Kris: ikaw sa tingin mo mananalo si _____(referring to the contestant na adjacent sa contestant in question)
CIQ: hope so!
sa s files (paolo was interviewing keanna reeves, way before sumali siya sa pbb. the point of the interview i vaguely remember was it the alleged rape by jay manalo?)
paolo: so anong gusto mong iparating sa mga nanononod?
keanna half sobbing) sa mga tao po sana wag po kayo kaagad maniniwala sa mga nababasa niyo sa tabloid.. sana wag silang maniwala sa mga sinusulat ng mga writers kasi mga hersheys lang yun e..
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mark88
Lord of the Threads
Joined: Feb 2006
| 2006-05-03 18:25
hahaha kikokix, onga nakakainis yang pinost mo, nagmumukha kong baliw dito kakatawa, nagtataka na yung mga katabi ko
may dalawa ko naalala.
may bagyo at live feed mula sa malabon. sabi ba naman nung reporter na natoka sa lugar na 'to, "Ang mga pamilyang nawalan ng tahanan ay nailipat na sa mga EJACULATION centers." Maski siya nagulat sa sinabi niya haha ayun wala na siya.
tapos sa isang local awards night, sabi nung presenter, "And the winner goes to.."
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 jerusalem
Forum Resident
Joined: Sep 2005
| 2006-07-05 17:14
more
more
hehehhe
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I would like to be a pessimist. If I get disappointed, I'll be happy.
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 hinagpis
Member
Joined: Aug 2005
| 2006-07-05 20:27
aliw! ^___^ sana meron pang magpost.
sorry wala akong mashishare...
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reversible work is IDEAL
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 SirZap
Disabled Account
Joined: Jul 2003
| 2006-07-06 05:19
andami palang kalahi ni Melani Marquez
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mark88
Lord of the Threads
Joined: Feb 2006
| 2006-09-06 15:25
wala na bang magdadagdag diyan?
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 ewankojohn
Honorary Member
Joined: Jan 2006
| 2006-09-06 15:37
GMA 7s Rhea Santos read on the news Ewan McGreggor as "EEE-wan McGreggor."
Then she reported on the flooded parts of Europe because of the River Danube. She read it as "Danoo-beh."
Now at the afterglow of the 2006 World Cup, she read the name of French Captain Zinedine Zidane as "Zeh-neh-ding Zi-Deyng."
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GMA-7's morning show would have their newscasters read the headlines and have a running commentary on the events. But, today, the news casters were all late and the segment was handled by my favorite Suzie Abrera and the "iconic" young Filipino star Jolina Magdangal.
They were reading from the newspapers about the recent rampant volcanic activities in the Philippines. And Jolina with all aplomb and sagacity commented, "Siguro kasi sa ulan at sa init kaya nagkakaganito." (Maybe because of the changes in the weather from rain to heat that this is happening.)
Suzie just rode on the Jolina wisdom wave and said, "Ah na-pasma ang mga volcanoes?" (Ah, the volcanoes got the flu because of the weather changes?)
So, screw tectonic plates movement and discard the basic notions of geology. Jolina says it so.
I just love it when rich famous people exhibit intelligence. Perhaps, her bangs in the 90s hampered brain activity?
constipateddiva.blogspot.com
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THE Guaranteed Formula for PERSONAL MISERY IS TO Compare Yourself WITH Others
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 kmeleon
Peyups Addict
Joined: Dec 2002
| 2006-09-12 15:01
girl na host sa isang cooking show:
chef: yong rosemary ilalagay na natin next...
host: chef, san nakakabili ng rosemarie?
ito yong sa s-files interview sa baywalk bodies na galing guam:
host: (kausap si charise -hindi letter "c" ang umpisa ng ast name..) bakit ikaw lang yata ang hindi doble ang letra ng pangalan. si luxx laurel, janet joaquin, palmolive p...(di ko na alam...)
charise: kase yon na po ang binigay sa akin nung bata pa ako, isang "s" lang. hehehe!
ito latest:
ust girl sa cheerdance competition being asked about their team's routine highlights:
girl: there is so many highlights...
simple mistake but worth the world.
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Magdusa Ka!
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mark88
Lord of the Threads
Joined: Feb 2006
| 2006-09-12 15:57
^ di ko napansin yang sa ust ah, ingay kasi ng crowd sa araneta. yan ang wala sila.
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 inigo21
Peyups Addict
Joined: Apr 2003
| 2006-09-12 17:47
juice ko! napahagalpak ako sa post ni kikokix.
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I was thinking that I'd always be lonely
but God came up with someone like you
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 malek
Forum Resident
Joined: Nov 2003
| 2006-09-16 19:52
ok 'to a. wala nga lang ako mashare pero astig 'to! nagtataka na nga yung tatay ko bakit daw ako tumatawa mag-isa.
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***The STAR is the limit***
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 kekbuns
Lord of the Threads
Joined: Jan 2004
| 2006-10-03 12:37
ayoko sabihin pangalan nya, kawawa naman. itago natin sya sa pangalang yasm kurd.
yasm kurd: wag nyo pong kalilimutang panoorin ang bakekang. magsisimula na po bukas. makikita nyo, magiging pangit ako dito. for the first time.
[haller, mather! ang kapal!]
then na-realize yata nya yung sinabi nya.
yasm kurd: ang kapal ko. (sabay tawa)
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yummy ka ba? 
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 HobBiT
Lord of the Threads
Joined: Sep 2003
| 2006-10-03 12:58
Eto, may nagkuwento lang sa akin.
Sa isang noontime show, di ko na maalala. basta kasama sa mga hosts ng show sila Randy Santiago at Ruffa Guttierez. tapos nagpa-plug sila ng sponsor (Monakiki)
Randy: May Mona na...
Ruffa: May Kiki pa!
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Joles Bekshap
O, e ano ngayon?
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